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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 2, 2013 6:24:40 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...
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Post by marcus on Nov 2, 2013 17:59:24 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to buy lava lamps at a car boot. Once in a life-time opportunity. Also, if you happen to spot a white 100% polyester leisure suit with bell-bottom pants and a really large lapel, buy it on the spot. I know *I* would love to have one.
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Post by marcus on Nov 2, 2013 18:03:33 GMT
On this day ....
2 November 1959
Opening of the first full length motorway, the M1, there was no speed limit, no central barrier and only 13,000 vehicles a day using the road
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Post by marcus on Nov 3, 2013 21:19:03 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You are about to invent a night light in the shape of a chess piece, which you will name the "Nighty Knight." You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 4, 2013 12:29:01 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
In a savage reaction against what you view as New Age Wooly-Mindedness, you will write a best-selling book titled I'm Ok, You're A Twerp. Later, people will often regard you as having "defined" the current decade.
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Post by marcus on Nov 4, 2013 16:57:47 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to sip tea. Remember to extend your pinkie!
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 5, 2013 8:33:25 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Nobody knows the trouble you've seen. Let's just hope you can somehow keep it that way!
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Post by marcus on Nov 5, 2013 19:54:40 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today you will bolt up from your bed, grinning like a maniac, and shout "labour omnia vincit!" (the motto of Manchester) in ringing heroic tones. This could be the start of something interesting...
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 6, 2013 9:42:27 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Life is beginning to bet a bit stale, isn't it? Whenever that happens to me, I concoct some sort of prune-related recipe and send it off to the food editor of the local daily. You might give that a try.
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Post by marcus on Nov 6, 2013 20:06:49 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today you will find yourself wondering why a shampoo that "tingles" would be better at preventing dandruff than one which doesn't. It's that sort of intellectual undertaking which has earned you your well-deserved reputation.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 7, 2013 10:34:27 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Excellent day to get involved in one or more conspiracies. If you can hold secret meetings in darkened rooms, so much the better!
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Post by marcus on Nov 7, 2013 20:30:53 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
A huge spacecraft will hover over your dwelling structure today, and secretly analyze you down to the last parasitic microbe in your epidermal layers. They will be on the point of making contact with humans, and offering us technology to cure all illness, let us live indefinately while looking like healthy 20-year-olds, and give us the ability to travel interstellar distances in an eyeblink...when they spot you making something with SPAM. After a bit of horrified bleeping at each other, they will zoom off, never to return.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 8, 2013 9:43:31 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Someone named Tyrone is about to sell you a vacuum cleaner. There's nothing much you can do about it, I'm afraid.
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Post by marcus on Nov 8, 2013 19:47:02 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
A hexapod robot will run away from its laboratory today, change its name to "Bob", and take up residence with you. Eventually, you'll become best friends.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 9, 2013 6:38:03 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Someone named Tyrone is about to sell you a vacuum cleaner. There's nothing much you can do about it, I'm afraid.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 10, 2013 8:00:56 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really surly when you ask for it back.
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Post by marcus on Nov 10, 2013 19:48:43 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will be on your way downtown today, when you will be struck by an odd thought. Fortunately it will bounce harmlessly off you.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 11, 2013 8:41:00 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Remember - every cloud has a silver lining, and every problem is an opportunity in disguise. So next time you see a problem, just imagine it without the fake nose and glasses.
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Post by marcus on Nov 11, 2013 19:00:44 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Deny everything.
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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 12, 2013 8:32:18 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to put a few kumquats, some of those teensy little ears of corn, and a few Brussels sprouts in a tiny little bowl, and leave it on someone's doorstep with a tiny little note reading "Dear Big People...".
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