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Post by Lynnrose on Sept 26, 2013 7:47:11 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will walk into a door frame today, and people will smirk. Remember though, they're smirking with you, not at you.
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Post by marcus on Sept 26, 2013 17:56:04 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to review what you know about hamsters. I think that's all I should really say, except possibly that it's often considered impolite to see how much food you can pack into your cheeks, when dining out.
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Post by Lynnrose on Sept 27, 2013 8:49:44 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Someone nearby will read something out loud to you soon, which you might consider fairly obvious - such as "Blows to the head are a common cause of brain damage". The best reply to this is "Huh?"
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Post by marcus on Sept 28, 2013 17:35:18 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Would you just Stop? Nobody else feels the need to dance around like that...
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Post by Lynnrose on Sept 29, 2013 8:04:49 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry...
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Post by marcus on Sept 29, 2013 19:53:03 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Everyone around you will develop a strange fascination with Vlad The Impaler. This could be bad news.
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Post by Lynnrose on Sept 30, 2013 7:31:26 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Things haven't been going well for you lately, and you're sinking into a fairly ugly bit of self-pity. You merely need to count your blessings! (1) You've got a tremendous talent, which some day may be in demand, (2) You're almost normal -- LOTS of people have extra appendages, (3)...
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 1, 2013 6:47:41 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Privacy will be an issue today. This may possibly be because a group of foreign tourists will follow you everywhere, smiling and nodding the entire time.
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Post by marcus on Oct 1, 2013 17:02:16 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Strange things continue to happen. Today you will put on a long-sleeved shirt, only to discover that the sleeves now extend past your fingertips. You didn't say anything inappropriate to an elderly British gentleman with strange green eyes, recently? Let's hope not.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 2, 2013 8:42:13 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will be in a somewhat ornery mood when you go out to an Italian restaurant tonight. You will insist on chopsticks.
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Post by marcus on Oct 2, 2013 19:22:37 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will develop a severe craving for peanut butter cookies, today. You know -- the fresh homemade kind, that you squish down on the cookie sheet with a fork, making a cross-hatched pattern? They are incredibly yummy when they're still warm, like that, huh? I don't know where your craving will come from. Possibly something you read.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 3, 2013 7:32:10 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You look ridiculous in that. Go and change.  |
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Post by marcus on Oct 3, 2013 19:21:28 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will call someone today, who will insist on calling you "Sven." Humor them -- act impressed.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 4, 2013 8:45:13 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
This may be a good time to take up squid farming. Provided that you can figure out what type of hat to wear, that is.
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Post by marcus on Oct 4, 2013 17:12:02 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will go on a boat ride, and a deranged bunny will swim towards you in a threatening manner. Unfortunately, this episode will be caught on videotape by a tourist, and your dreams of a political career will be forever dashed.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 5, 2013 6:56:07 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will find an alien artifact behind the cushion in the sofa. Point the pointy end away from you, if you push the little bumpy thing. Personally, I'd just leave it alone.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 6, 2013 10:03:33 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach "Mo's Leather Emporium". Don't take it lightly.
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Post by marcus on Oct 6, 2013 19:17:47 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It's time to seriously consider indoor golf. How else are you going to use terms like "mashee" or "niblick" in casual conversation?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 7, 2013 8:17:53 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
And old friend will call today, who you haven't talked to in years. He'll remind you that you owe him money.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 8, 2013 7:37:50 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to work on your catapult. You never know when it could come in handy. Besides, it's good to worry your neighbours a bit -- keeps them civil.
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Post by marcus on Oct 8, 2013 16:12:05 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will go on a potato binge today. Baked, fried, scalloped, stuffed, mashed, whipped, and hash-browned. Just stay away from the tater tots, for your own good.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 9, 2013 6:58:51 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will begin a spiritual journey. The karmic chaos which has surrounded you begins to settle into a new pattern. Also, you will become strangely fascinated by electric juicers.
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Post by marcus on Oct 9, 2013 15:53:18 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Noodle day #2! "The Revenge Of The Noodle." Today you will learn to make a really killer recipe for szechuan noodles, which will contain both chili-garlic paste and whole peanuts.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 10, 2013 6:26:24 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby.
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Post by marcus on Oct 10, 2013 15:47:44 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today you will have a sudden, somewhat irrational desire to drive to Camden and visit the Soup Tureen Museum. Fortunately, you will restrain yourself.
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Post by marcus on Oct 11, 2013 16:44:01 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Excellent day to go half-barefoot. (One shoe only.) Answer no questions about it, though. Just say "I prefer not to talk about it."
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Post by marcus on Oct 11, 2013 16:47:42 GMT
Om this day ......
11 October 1982
Raising of the 'Mary Rose' in Portsmouth harbour
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 12, 2013 6:54:27 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will inherit millions, along with a rather elderly butler named Hodgson. You'll have a nice time.
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 13, 2013 8:50:30 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Lately you feel blessed with great abundance, as though your cup runneth over. Basically, you just need a bigger cup.
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Post by marcus on Oct 13, 2013 15:47:57 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
A man with a large nose will attack you with a sword today, while composing free verse in archaic French. Luckily, he'll get stuck trying to come up with a word that rhymes with "l'orange", and you'll have time to slip out the back way.
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