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Post by Lynnrose on Nov 18, 2015 6:29:53 GMT
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Post by buzzy on Nov 21, 2015 10:00:02 GMT
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Post by merchant42 on Nov 21, 2015 17:36:44 GMT
One day, during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf
cart. A very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a near by
villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay,
out there"
She asked my name replied "It's John, and I'm okay thanks," my names Elizabeth
she answered back. Forget your troubles come into my villa,
rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Scotches and waters, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot
better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now.”
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is
she?""
"Probably still under the cart...." I said.......
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 19, 2016 8:00:57 GMT
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