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Post by marcus on Jul 16, 2011 6:47:10 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to start learning the violin. Interestingly, your neighbors will volunteer to pay for lessons. It's selfless gestures like that which really help friendships blossom.
(It also helps that one of my neighbours' is a well-endowed, feisty, accommodating blonde - in my dreams! lol)
Marcus
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 16, 2011 13:22:24 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you'll start a new rock group, named "SPAM Catapult", and kick things off with a really smokin' number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.
I don't think so 
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 16, 2011 18:27:50 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will spend the day attempting to rest, but whenever you fall asleep you'll return to the same nightmare of being transformed into a chihuahua, and will wake, screaming (in a very high-pitched, whiny, and annoying sort of way).
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Post by marcus on Jul 17, 2011 7:00:36 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will have a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup for lunch, and will receive a phone call from a man named "Sven", but who tells you his name is something else. Don't believe him for a second. He will be very impressed that you knew his actual name.
Marcus
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 17, 2011 13:36:11 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will hear screams coming from a Hungarian restaurant, while you are walking by. Don't worry, though. That's normal. 
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 17, 2011 13:37:54 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will hear screams coming from a Hungarian restaurant, while you are walking by. Don't worry, though. That's normal.
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 18, 2011 8:05:23 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your feet will continue to trouble you today, although you won't be quite able to put your finger on what's wrong. You haven't been that flexible in years.
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Post by marcus on Jul 18, 2011 8:47:19 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today will be a complete waste of time. You will at least learn to spell "equaminity."..er..."equanimbity"...no...hmmm. You will learn to spell a word like that, today.
Marcus
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 18, 2011 13:16:56 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you will receive an odd postcard from a long lost relative in Peru. He will invite you to come explore an ancient Incan ruin which he has discovered. Try not to be too impulsive -- a better offer will soon arrive from a an old highschool friend who is hiding out in a Burmese monastery.
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 19, 2011 12:23:18 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will discover a secret about the Spice Girls - most of them can't tell Cumin from Coriander. In fact, some of them are vague about whether Black and Red Pepper come from different types of plants. You will quite sensibly decide to avoid going to their place for dinner.
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Post by marcus on Jul 19, 2011 16:13:25 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19).
You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life.
Marcus
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 19, 2011 18:23:27 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your obsession with Lapsang Souchong tea takes a turn for the worse, today, as you begin secretly soaking your undergarments in it. Professional help is indicated.
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Post by marcus on Jul 20, 2011 6:56:55 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Your relatives may try to have you committed, today. Luckily, through a series of amusing misadventures, they will fail. You and your large invisible friend will simply shrug it off, of course, since it's not in your disposition to hold a grudge.
Marcus
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 20, 2011 13:04:18 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to discuss zoospores (motile usually naked and flagellated asexual spores, especially of an alga or lower fungus) with casual acquaintances.
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 20, 2011 13:41:36 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay.
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Post by marcus on Jul 21, 2011 9:06:22 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It's time to seriously consider indoor golf. How else are you going to use terms like "mashee" or "niblick" in casual conversation?
Marcus
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 21, 2011 13:30:25 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will finally get the television exposure you've been wanting, by organizing a group of protesters to block the entrance to a physics lab, holding crudely-lettered signs saying "Down With Gravity!."
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Post by marcus on Jul 22, 2011 18:38:29 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will realize, today, that there's more than just good manners to the statement: "never yodel with your mouth full."
Marcus
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 22, 2011 21:56:59 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
What you are about to do is wrong. Of course, you will only find that out much later. For now, enjoy yourself!
Well, I just tried out new game Wii 'Just Dance'....I did quite a few wrong dance moves, so this one is true 
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 23, 2011 11:22:32 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will decide to change your life by taking up fishing. Unlike the average person, however, you will be "strictly bass." One must have standards, after all.
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Post by marcus on Jul 24, 2011 8:59:51 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter "nothing, it's nothing."
Marcus
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 24, 2011 12:25:31 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good time to get your finances in order. Luckily, in your case that simply means putting the one dollar bills in front of the fives, in your wallet.
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 24, 2011 18:36:34 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Yogurt day today. Did you know that some "natural remedies" books recommend squishing yogurt (the kind with active cultures) in your hair, to relieve dandruff? You should give it a try.
"yogurt (the kind with active cultures) in your hair" i think i will have to give that a try
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 25, 2011 7:41:05 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will discover the secret to becoming a great artist! You can stick anything you want on the wall, the trick is to make people think deep thought went into it. For example, spray-paint a bathroom plunger gold, and stick little angel wings on it. Call it "Life In The Details".
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 25, 2011 13:48:16 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Hide.
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Post by marcus on Jul 25, 2011 18:11:26 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will invent a method of making icosahedral ice cubes, today, which everyone will think are really cool.
Marcus
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Post by Lynnrose on Jul 26, 2011 7:15:36 GMT
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will be able to get out of doing an unpleasant task today, by pretending you are a chicken.
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Post by marcus on Jul 26, 2011 16:13:30 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will design a really wonderful new type of placemat, today, and it will make you fantastically wealthy, providing you get it on the market before your competitors.
Marcus
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Post by elvisuk on Jul 26, 2011 18:23:25 GMT
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you will invent a new type of automated squid sorter, for use by professional squid fishermen. You will call it the Squid Pro Quo. That will be a mistake.
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Post by marcus on Jul 27, 2011 7:14:21 GMT
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will discover a large deposit of gold, when you're out on a stroll. Unfortunately, wealth will not make you happy.
Marcus
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