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Post by disownedsoup on Jan 2, 2015 11:00:05 GMT
On my way back from the pub I reached my driveway which is about 100 meteres long. A little worse for wear I decided to take a short rest. I heard a voice calling oi oi oi. I quickly located where is was comming from it was a Snail sat on the wall calling me? I said "erm hello Snail" (no more absinthe for me). The Snail said "ere do you like a bet". I replied "yeah on what though" He said " I bet I can beat you home" I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH PROPPERLY AND HAVE NOW LOST A £1000. Please if you see this Snail do not gamble with him. he is a scammer?
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