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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 23, 2014 14:12:14 GMT
Well, I feel tired, so time for bed...
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Post by marcus on Jan 23, 2014 17:53:49 GMT
And on the pillow I'll lay my head
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 24, 2014 21:38:21 GMT
'Goodnight darling,' my wife said
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Post by marcus on Jan 25, 2014 17:59:19 GMT
As she closed her eyes and had the sleep of the dead
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Post by Pete on Jan 26, 2014 11:45:49 GMT
Oh! I'll make some toast then, where's the bread.
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Post by marcus on Jan 26, 2014 19:37:38 GMT
When you find it, get the family fed
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 28, 2014 15:56:18 GMT
Not liver and onions, which I dread!
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Post by marcus on Jan 28, 2014 19:15:17 GMT
But I'll have some coffee if it's percolated
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 29, 2014 18:20:54 GMT
but I have to be careful that I am not overfed  |
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Post by marcus on Jan 29, 2014 21:01:51 GMT
Well, what did you do before you were wed?
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 30, 2014 20:33:13 GMT
I fancied some toast so went out and bought bread |
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Post by marcus on Jan 30, 2014 21:00:35 GMT
together with jam and marmalade spread
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Post by Pete on Jan 31, 2014 21:20:50 GMT
I will have cereals instead
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Post by marcus on Jan 31, 2014 22:08:16 GMT
Why not some bacon and share it with Ted?
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Post by Lynnrose on Feb 1, 2014 19:00:13 GMT
but Heavens, I thought that Ted was dead!!
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Post by marcus on Feb 1, 2014 21:27:47 GMT
Oh no! it's only what his brother said!
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Post by Lynnrose on Feb 2, 2014 18:46:36 GMT
Well there must be something inside his head
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Post by marcus on Feb 2, 2014 20:21:38 GMT
He's wanting to go on a cruise 'round the Med'
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Post by Pete on Feb 4, 2014 14:02:38 GMT
Okay get him to pump up the air bed.
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Post by marcus on Feb 4, 2014 17:44:22 GMT
and sun himself until his skin is red
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Post by Lynnrose on Feb 6, 2014 17:52:49 GMT
maybe it's time he went and fled
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Post by marcus on Feb 6, 2014 18:56:24 GMT
And took a cycling holiday instead
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Post by Lynnrose on Feb 7, 2014 7:10:19 GMT
but first he called on cousin Ned
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Post by marcus on Feb 7, 2014 18:23:42 GMT
Who lived alone in a garden shed
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Post by Pete on Feb 8, 2014 12:12:40 GMT
He had to make sure the chickens were fed.
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Post by marcus on Feb 9, 2014 20:12:24 GMT
As for eggs laid he was astounded
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Post by Lynnrose on Feb 11, 2014 9:56:27 GMT
and he noticed that he was surrounded...
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Post by marcus on Feb 11, 2014 18:21:22 GMT
He was worried when the alarm bells sounded
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Post by Pete on Feb 12, 2014 14:26:19 GMT
He left the shed a bit confounded
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Post by marcus on Feb 12, 2014 16:57:18 GMT
And feeling like a fugitive, hounded
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