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Post by Pete on Dec 23, 2013 16:21:25 GMT
Best not do it then if it's causing strife.
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Post by marcus on Dec 23, 2013 17:13:27 GMT
Just make peace with your rampaging wife.
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Post by Lynnrose on Dec 23, 2013 19:00:40 GMT
Say sorry and take her to dinner in the town called Fife
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Post by marcus on Dec 27, 2013 18:33:15 GMT
and cut the haggis with a carving knife
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Post by Pete on Dec 28, 2013 14:03:51 GMT
Just enjoying the quality of life
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Post by marcus on Dec 28, 2013 20:05:55 GMT
forgetting the trouble that's rife
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Post by Lynnrose on Dec 31, 2013 10:29:22 GMT
Time to go to the sales and buy a carving knife...
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Post by Pete on Dec 31, 2013 14:29:40 GMT
Time to think and have a drink
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Post by marcus on Jan 2, 2014 20:26:29 GMT
and pour the bad stuff down the sink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 2, 2014 21:11:57 GMT
Wait a minute, I have to think...
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Post by marcus on Jan 3, 2014 19:09:49 GMT
I'll don a shirt a shade of pink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 6, 2014 21:39:00 GMT
and then go to the local skating rink
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Post by Pete on Jan 6, 2014 22:17:13 GMT
Love to skate I'm fast and passing you in a blink.  |
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Post by marcus on Jan 7, 2014 20:21:05 GMT
After giving you a crafty wink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 8, 2014 6:24:07 GMT
now I must wash my hands in the sink
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Post by marcus on Jan 8, 2014 14:19:06 GMT
and then put on my coat of mink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 8, 2014 20:34:30 GMT
but I think I have a problem, as it actually stinks!
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Post by marcus on Jan 9, 2014 19:41:29 GMT
So I'll take a walk over the golf-links
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 10, 2014 14:32:48 GMT
and have a game or two, what do you think?
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Post by marcus on Jan 10, 2014 18:43:32 GMT
I think I'd rather go to to bed for forty-winks
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 10, 2014 20:38:38 GMT
but what the heck, my bed seems to be on the blink
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Post by marcus on Jan 12, 2014 20:51:56 GMT
It's the mattress, the middle has a kink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 13, 2014 5:56:09 GMT
but why is the dam thing made of mink?
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Post by marcus on Jan 13, 2014 19:29:39 GMT
'cos of the robbery now I'm in 'clink'
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 14, 2014 20:14:06 GMT
oh no Marcus, you will start to stink!
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Post by marcus on Jan 15, 2014 18:43:03 GMT
I won't, I'll have a wash in the kitchen sink
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Post by Pete on Jan 15, 2014 21:32:30 GMT
I think I'll make us all a drink
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Post by marcus on Jan 16, 2014 18:05:39 GMT
and after a quick one, away I'll slink
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Post by Lynnrose on Jan 17, 2014 21:06:29 GMT
and lay on the bed to catch a wink
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Post by marcus on Jan 18, 2014 20:53:33 GMT
doze under an eiderdown that's pink
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