Post by Lynnrose on Jul 7, 2012 7:06:36 GMT
We have started a Three Word Story here.
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Any ideas for a title for our story yet?
Here is the story so far, hopefully it will make some kind of sense lol...
Please join in. Remember, only three words allowed and you can only post again when another memnber has posted after your words and also, if you click the link to the thread, make sure you get to the last post before adding your own words, so the story follows on properly.
Any ideas for a title for our story yet?
Here is the story so far, hopefully it will make some kind of sense lol...
Authors so far...
Chapter One
There once lived...a Vampire in a Castle over the hill near Transylvania.
He was a vegetarian vampire, with a tasted jar of poison on his head, in his bed.
So, he decided to eat the leftovers from last nights pizza before heading off to look for some Bridlington Spa Theatre.
When he arrived, the play was already finished, so he went looking for Elvis's house but all he could find was a Heartbreak Hotel, so he decided to try out the King's bed and it was the most comfortable bed he had ever slept in.
In the morning, it was raining, so he had found his wellies and his umbrella.
The nearby village was called Emmerdale, full of idiots, gurning and dribbling, easy prey for Harry Hill's show, Evil Knitted Character.
The TV ratings reached rock bottom, so ITV sent giggling Ken Dodd to see Elvis swiveling his hips and dancing like a demented donkey.
The next day, it rained again, so I went shopping at Tesco's, only for bread and red wine, some Walkers crisps and Stinking Bishop.
"Cheese is my passion."
What the situation needed was blue sky thinking, but thinking hurts and leads to severe mental fatigue, so you need a pill to be taken with a glass of cool, clear water from a bottle.
Once again, he decided to go and have a look at the sea and maybe grab a surfboard and become a super surfer with a super six-pack of Tetley's beer.
Elvis got drunk but he did manage to walk to the Farm and asked the cow for some milk, to carry the farmer's wife off to the cinema. They watched an adult film with popcorn and with chocolate flakes.
The film was 'Lawrence of Arabia,' a sandy epic of amazing adventures.
The film finished just in time to catch the last bus home.
I was short of money for the bus, so I hid behind a fat woman who was eating a chocolate cake and a banana.
Then the fat woman began to sing 'Jailhouse Rock' in a croaky voice, then the bus driver said "I'm not going mad am I?"...and the woman said "Not too much monkey business!"....
So it was, that Elvis decided it needed calming down for a while so the mother of Elvis took him away and got him a more suitable modern hair cut.
He looked a right plonker with hardly any hair and a great set of teeth.
The only problem was the ears were sticking out and looked like Mister Spock from Star Trek, so "Beam him up," said Scotty, then it was time (to) set off on another exciting adventure.
Chapter Two
The blast-off was rather bumpy, but, holding on to a computer on the flight deck , a message popped up to say 'You are off to see the Olympics in London,' but you must be at least five minutes from (the) landing strip before you can get off the plane.
The door wouldn't open, so the pilot decided to throw out the bath water first before the baby, as no children were awake yet, but the noise from the engine woke up Lynnrose and Elvis at their tree house, which was burning, so they had to get water from the tree which was rather too high up side
I hope someone will bring doughnuts all round and something...
Good news! Fozzie, the landing was a big success and they disembarked to the cheer of the crowds and Bradley Wiggins wins for us.
This was the best moment in the history of doughnuts. After that we had ice-cream and strawberries and then went to the Airport carrying so much luggage, that they had to get a donkey to carry just the excess in gold which had been shoplifted from Harrods and then taken to a dodgy Pawnbroker, who said, "Where on earth is Harrods anyway?"
"It's in London," he explained patiently, "where the toffs and the chavs go to buy the very best in food and wine, from the food hall on Sesame Street Plaza which is one of the greatest Plaza's I have ever seen, and they're all muppets.
The Muppets were strange looking creatures like a bear called Fozzie.
He was always dancing around the merry month of May until all of (the) other dancers decided to ditch him and carry on shopping, but this wasn't as exciting, so I went down to the mine to get another bag of gold to pay the ransom demanded but when I got there, it appeared to be a wild goose chase, so it was decided that because of the confusion the kidnappers decided to get the drinks in and forget all their troubles for another year and carry on to do the impossible.
Chapter Three
Whilst the kidnappers played Scrabble in the back of the limousine, a police car was following them and the siren was really annoying... lights flashing. It was gaining upon their car, so (they) stopped and took a look at a spaceship that had landed on the roof of MacDonald's burger bar.
Everyone rushed out, leaving their burgers for Fozzie to scoff at his leisure. "I'm starving," said the handsome, but tiny fellow..VERY tiny fellow, but he managed (to) be the first to get under the space ship.
He wanted to have a crafty look at the aliens inside, to see if they looked anything like humans, or were they like a bunch of blueish, pink carrots, smelling strongly of carrots and beer, but (there were) no aliens...so the next step was (to) go and find another way to get a look at the inside of McDonalds Drive Thru, so Fozzie can restock on goodies and other nasties, so mankind can maybe save the people of this 'Beautiful Blue Planet.'
Chapter Three
Meanwhile, Batman was waiting for his Dairy Milk McFlurry in Dixons by the seaside in sunny Cleethorpes, when his arch rival Coco the Clown and the joker who was always planning a nasty supper for Coco.
(He) decided to cook a poisonous concoction which he hoped would scupper any chance of being caught red-handed.
Now, meanwhile, as the food was served a special ingredient was added to what was about to be eaten. It was something greenish, powdery and smelled (smelt) really bad, like a cross Sumo wrestler's armpit and the Sahara Bedouin's sweaty feet.
For the first three days, nobody said a word until Elvis said, "Don't eat the horrible mess, it is disgusting," but when nobody was looking, elvis pulled out his special poison antidote and said "Open wide! and stand back"
What followed was a silence, total bewilderment as the spoon entered his tightly closed mouth.
"It's not so bad," he said, but his eyes started watering and his breathing became shallow.
"Call the doctor", he groaned.
"No doctor for you Sunshine. You are not for this Planet, unless you get an antidote from Lynnrose."
Lynnrose was in a vile mood and was having a bad hair (day,) but when she took her vitamins the change was something to behold.
Wow, she looked different, better, nicer, but, nevertheless, she was very angry and was determined that things would have to be different, but how?
She thought of a way she could have her wicked way with one of the byestanders who were shouting "Choose marcus!"... to decide whether to stay or go and find another person to.....
