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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 5, 2011 9:31:29 GMT
Here are a couple to get you started.
Please add your own 
- Why do they make a setting on toasters that burns the toast?
- Why isn't it acceptable for men to leave the loo seat up but it is for women to leave it down?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ;D
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 5, 2011 15:09:09 GMT
Why is the world round
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 6, 2011 11:55:07 GMT
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 6, 2011 18:18:51 GMT
Why do cats have 9 lives ?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 7, 2011 14:43:39 GMT
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Post by mikkh on Oct 7, 2011 17:43:30 GMT
If I was even half as clever as i think i am - why am I still poor?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 7, 2011 18:22:25 GMT
why is the sky blue?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 8, 2011 18:39:49 GMT
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 9, 2011 11:54:31 GMT
why dose the sun rise every morning 
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 9, 2011 17:14:56 GMT
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 12, 2011 7:12:10 GMT
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 12, 2011 13:32:36 GMT
Why is it that if you tickle yourself it doesn't tickle?
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biker
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Post by biker on Oct 13, 2011 13:06:33 GMT
If you have 7 odds and ends on a table and 6 fall off, whats left... and odd or an end?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 13, 2011 16:49:14 GMT
Lol Biker
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 14, 2011 18:51:14 GMT
Why Is Yawning Contagious?
Watch someone yawn, and try not to yawn yourself. It can be impossible to resist. Even reading about yawning can make you do it.
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 15, 2011 18:23:16 GMT
Why Do Men Have Nipples?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 17, 2011 8:40:36 GMT
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 17, 2011 13:18:22 GMT
Why Do We Swear?
Why do people swear? Why does using a swear word make us feel better? How do we choose which word we use?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 18, 2011 7:05:44 GMT
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 18, 2011 12:32:59 GMT
Why do humans kiss?
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Post by Lynnrose on Oct 20, 2011 15:00:05 GMT
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 20, 2011 18:12:51 GMT
Why Is It That My Girlfriend Insists On Sticking Around While I Transform Into A Werewolf?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 23, 2011 12:06:24 GMT
Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?
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biker
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Post by biker on Oct 23, 2011 16:26:36 GMT
ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇýʍ ƃuoɹʍ s,ʇɐɥʍ
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 24, 2011 13:34:01 GMT
Why do people have red eyes in flash photographs?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 27, 2011 12:47:57 GMT
Why do we dream?
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Post by elvisuk on Oct 28, 2011 13:36:22 GMT
Why Do Rappers Hold Their Guns Sideways?
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