Post by mikkh on Feb 3, 2011 11:39:24 GMT
I glanced out the window and saw a little group of 'god botherers' gathered for the kill on the street below. I went back to my computer and carried on with what I was doing
Tap, tap, tap on the door two minutes later
Before she opened her mouth, I said - I don't believe, can't believe and will never believe
Undeterred like they all are, she still launched into her mission statement, but I stopped her cold and said, look, you believe what you want to, I don't believe so goodbye.
Maybe I should start knocking on peoples doors with a Linux manual and a selection of Linux live CD's and start preaching to people about the evils of Microsoft?
Good morning, do you have a PC or laptop in the house?
And does it run Windows?
It does? Oh dear, you do realise the CIA, MI5 and the dodgy bloke at number 23 are constantly monitoring your surfing habits and will be sending a blackmail note to you in the next few months!
You didn't know that? Oh yes, Windows is the devils own invention and only the purity of Linux can save you from hell and d**nation - or at least stop the viruses anyway.
I can show you the power of Linux via these live CD's and yea, though you walk down the path of unholy Windows, I can make your PC whole again and it will be surrounded by light and goodness and all your wishes will come true forever after.
Well maybe not that good, but it has got funky icons, cool wallpaper and silly names for programs that will blow your mind
<SLAM>
No, come back, I haven't told you the best bit yet
Heathens!
Tap, tap, tap on the door two minutes later
Before she opened her mouth, I said - I don't believe, can't believe and will never believe
Undeterred like they all are, she still launched into her mission statement, but I stopped her cold and said, look, you believe what you want to, I don't believe so goodbye.
Maybe I should start knocking on peoples doors with a Linux manual and a selection of Linux live CD's and start preaching to people about the evils of Microsoft?
Good morning, do you have a PC or laptop in the house?
And does it run Windows?
It does? Oh dear, you do realise the CIA, MI5 and the dodgy bloke at number 23 are constantly monitoring your surfing habits and will be sending a blackmail note to you in the next few months!
You didn't know that? Oh yes, Windows is the devils own invention and only the purity of Linux can save you from hell and d**nation - or at least stop the viruses anyway.
I can show you the power of Linux via these live CD's and yea, though you walk down the path of unholy Windows, I can make your PC whole again and it will be surrounded by light and goodness and all your wishes will come true forever after.
Well maybe not that good, but it has got funky icons, cool wallpaper and silly names for programs that will blow your mind
<SLAM>
No, come back, I haven't told you the best bit yet
Heathens!
