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Post by movieman36 on Mar 3, 2010 15:02:22 GMT
Yes you have read the thread title correctly. The reason I haven't been around on these boards much over the last few weeks is I have been unfaithful and become embroiled in a passionate affair. As for 'the other woman' in my life I just started to tire of her. At first it was very exciting, we would talk into the early hours about the 'Old days' and reminisce about the places we used to visit and things we used to do in our youth. But as the last week or so has passed the passion has cooled. I only visit her once or twice a day now and after our initial burst of enthusiasm things have become more distant between us. So here I am, trying to rebuild my previous life, renew my old contacts before its too late and they are gone forever, all for the sake of pastures new. I shall, of course, keep in touch with my new 'bit on the side' but now our relationship is more mundane and subdued, altogether more measured. I do hope you on CIT can forgive me my moment of weakness..... MM  |
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Post by Lynnrose on Mar 4, 2010 19:24:04 GMT
I forgive you MM, but I had to read your message twice as I can't fathom out if there is a joke hidden in there?
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Post by ken on Mar 4, 2010 20:06:37 GMT
I was hoping it was all true, maybe I could run an agony uncle page. I dont know if I'd be any good at it, but maybe I good get some good tips out of it.
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Post by Lynnrose on Mar 4, 2010 21:23:13 GMT
KC, what a great idea. I think you would make a great agony aunt/uncle. Your answers would be highly entertaining, if not very helpful!
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Post by ken on Mar 4, 2010 21:54:57 GMT
Dear Uncle Ken,
I was on my way to work, the car backfired a few times and came to a halt. I found myself in a mobile blind spot and couldn't phone my husband. I walked back home and caught him in bed with a neighbour. What should I do?
Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
Get someone to look at the carburetter, its sounds like you either have water in it or a blocked main jet.
Ken
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Post by movieman36 on Mar 5, 2010 0:55:21 GMT
I've been with her again this evening. Thought I would pop in for a quick chat and next thing I know it's the early hours of the morning. But my evening has left me with more questions than answers.....I am trying to break away but find it hard to do.
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Post by ken on Mar 5, 2010 4:40:42 GMT
As long as she supplies the booze I would keep it going MM. If she starts hinting that you bring a bottle, I would get on your bike. If you have start supplying booze, it will take the romance out of it.
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Post by movieman36 on Mar 7, 2010 17:52:25 GMT
That's it......it's over. Sent a few messages and no reply. The initial euphoria has given way to the mundane so I should be free to poke my nose in at CIT on a more regular basis. I think I knew in my heart of hearts it wouldn't last the course. Ho Hum, they say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...I am on the fence with that one.
MM
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Post by Lynnrose on Mar 7, 2010 22:07:37 GMT
Awww MM, sounds sad, but now you should get the spark going again with your wife....the usual stuff might work...choccies, flowers, trip to Paris
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Post by movieman36 on Mar 8, 2010 0:32:18 GMT
Are you mad? Choccies, Flowers and a trip to Paris......I've got new video equipment to pay for, alright she might get a box of Orange matchmakers but you have got to draw the line somewhere. Anyway, when I told her about my little 'playing away' antics she just laughed and said I should get out more....huh!
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Post by Lynnrose on Mar 8, 2010 8:48:58 GMT
Mmmmmmm, so the spark with your wife has definately disappeared. There must be a way to get back that excitement. The Honeymoon period can be repeated. Buy your video equipment and the orange matchmakers (how sweet) and then buy some roses and pull off the rose petals and scatter them from the front door, up the stairs to the bedroom and then scatter on the bed...that should do it 
(If not, maybe KC can help. I'm sure he knows a trick or two, he is an ex-sailor after all and 'all the nice girls love a sailor!')
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Post by ken on Mar 8, 2010 9:37:09 GMT
The only way I know of putting any type of spark into a bad marriage, ( Is there such a thing as a good one? ) is to dump her. Then play hard to get when she comes chasing you, which is normally about 2 minutes after the alimony cheque bounces. Never show any sign of fear or your dead.
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Post by Lynnrose on Mar 8, 2010 15:24:16 GMT
To add to my rose petal idea above, play this track |
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Post by movieman36 on Mar 8, 2010 19:23:45 GMT
As it's the wrong time of year for Roses I tried some Holly leaves unfortunately my thoughtfulness didn't do the trick. Anyway after she had spent a few hours with the Hoover up and down the stairs while I was trying to pack my camera bags she gave up and went to the kitchen to open a bottle of wine and her Matchmakers. Maybe I wasn't being as thoughtfully as I could as I had already had most of the wine and had eaten the Matchmakers earlier in the evening. I did find her a couple of halves of semi soft chocolate digestives at the back of the cupboard but being an unreasonable person that she is, threw them on the floor and locked herself in the bathroom.
Woman? Huh!
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