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Post by ken on Jan 15, 2009 17:20:29 GMT
I was with some of my mates, driving to a darts match last night. All of a sudden the windows imploded and I thought it was another assassination attempt. It was just a taxi driver showing off his superior driving skills. Well he drove us off the road alright and we missed the darts match. The cab was empty, so he was probably hired by the opposition to put us out of the game. He wont get a tip out of me, the next time he takes me home.
KC
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Post by Fozzie on Jan 15, 2009 18:20:49 GMT
Hope you weren't hurt, Ken! How's your throwing arm? Can you get compensation for missing the match? Not all taxi drivers are loonies, but I have met a few who are absolute nutters. Not me though...
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Post by ken on Jan 15, 2009 21:05:20 GMT
My throwing arm is OK fozz, but my backs a bit tender today. Luckily I'm built so close to the ground, my head is below the top of the seat and I didn't get whiplash. My mates about 6' 6" and he had a sore neck last night. The two in the front had head rests, so they were alright. Them Hacks are big lumps to have hit you. I see you haven't given Dee Dee her car back yet, surely you haven't put that on the rank.
KC
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Post by nocky2 on Jan 15, 2009 21:17:22 GMT
Glad to hear you got off relatively unscathed KC, could have been a lot worse.
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Post by peppercat on Jan 15, 2009 21:21:19 GMT
another assassination attempt.? When did they try for you before Ken ? You must tell them about all your backup in here--that'll frit 'em..
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Post by ken on Jan 15, 2009 22:00:32 GMT
Thanks Nocky.
I spent most my life ducking and diving Pepper. I have this unique ability to get peoples backs up, I don't even have to speak to them. I was even thinking about getting a target tattooed on my forehead. I even had a feller pull a knife on my one day, so I used the old psychology trick of daring him to stab me. So he did. I tell ya I dunno how I've stayed alive this long.
KC
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Post by Fozzie on Jan 15, 2009 22:10:29 GMT
I was playing darts a few weeks back. This is Dave! He loves it when I shove a camera in his face as he's going for the double... He's not quite as gay as he looks...
Deedee hasn't missed her car yet, Ken. She's got so many... I think she must fly everywhere these days. Probably got one of those flying cars on the news...
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Post by ken on Jan 15, 2009 22:37:25 GMT
We dont have black cabs here Fozz, when they closed the Raleigh bike factory, they used all the left over Raleigh green paint on the taxis.
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Post by Angelstardust on Jan 21, 2009 17:10:30 GMT
Glad you're ok, Ken.
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Post by ken on Jan 22, 2009 7:03:28 GMT
Thanks Angel,
At least we got to the game and back in one piece last night. The pub we were supposed to play last week claimed the game, they wouldn't give us a rematch. It will cost us a tenner to appeal that and 3 of the 4 man committee play for that team. Talk about an unfriendly team.
KC
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